Mikhail Bulgakov couldn’t have made it up
Ilmi Umerov the former vice premier of Crimea
The leader of the Crimean Tartars
Committed to a psychiatric institution
For expressing his concerns
He suffers diabetes
A heart condition and Parkinsons
So withdraw medication.
And so we await
the appearance of The Master
And of strange happenings that suggest
That evil may be taking charge of reality
The return of the magician,
That black cat Behemoth,
Azazello and Abadonna,
Not to forget the witch Hella.
No that would stretch the imagination
A stretch too far
Russia is up to date
A modern society
There is no room for Satan
Superstition or evil
Such things could not happen
In Putin’s modern Russia.